The spelling of "Flavour" on this bag of Doritos is curious.
I've known many curious people in my day. Jules Verne. Roger Staubach. Paul Landry.
But none of the above are as curious as a tasty bag of Doritos.
Six facts about Doritos:
1 - They are sprinkled with ground angels wings for preservation as well as flavour.
2 - There are over 2.7 million varieties of Dorito.
3 - People think they are made of corn. Wrong. They are made of the broken hopes and dreams of 20-something social workers.
4 - See fact 3.
5 - I endorse them as insulation as well as dinner.
6 - Francis Bacon was high all the time.
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