Juicy Fruit Pest Removal

Juicy Fruit Pest Removal was a company my father Walter William Stryker IV started in 207 B.C.

It specialized in bribery and barberry.

I never said I was proud of my roots.

By daddy was no Charleston. No Jamestown either.

He would use wooden and steel piano legs to chase cockroaches up and down the Honolulu city square. When he caught them he would bash them into the surf with brute force the likes of which even Vin Diesel has never perfected!

When he was done pummeling insects he would chew on their flesh in front of their families to say "I AM JUICY FRUIT PEST REMOVAL BOW BEFORE MY THRONE".

The chewing gum is a delicious mix of latex and fruit flavorings.

My father would be turning in his grave if he were deceased fortunately thanks to time travel and the tree of life he has nothing to worry about.